
In a world full of DIY and self-help books it should have come as no surprise when, today at Barnes and Noble, a girl of about 12 walked up to the information desk to ask where she could find “How to Kill a Mockingbird”.
Archive for June, 2007
Contemplations on a Dissertation Pt 2: Throw it Away?
Speaking at a CCT conference session designed to provide advice on how to turn dissertations into publications Markus Geisler strode to the front of the room brandishing a copy of his dissertation before summarily dumping it into the trash. The first step, he said, is to “throw the dissertation away”. He recommended starting fresh with a few of the most important concepts from the dissertation, but not to be tied to the actual text.
I liked the idea so much that I decided to apply it. I wasn’t deterred by the fact that my dissertation wasn’t yet completed.
And, truth be told, I didn’t really throw anything away. However, in the time honored tradition of adapting things to one’s own purposes, I decided to “metaphorically” throw away what I had already written by pretending that it didn’t exist.
I did this because I had recently found myself lost in the maze of my own writing. I knew, in my head, before I sat down at the keyboard, what I wanted to talk about, but once I opened the document, I was sucked into what was already there. Being tied to what was already written limited my options. I was using the existing text as a reference for where I wanted to go next. I constantly felt the need to connect the next set of ideas with those previously expressed. I realize the importance of transitions and building bridges between related concepts, but without having all the essential ideas in place, I found myself building bridges to nowhere.
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Contemplations on a Dissertation Pt 1: A Done Dissertation
I have been told, on more than one occasion and by multiple persons, that “The best dissertation is a ‘done’ dissertation.” I have discovered that this oft repeated saying actually means different things to different people. I have recently had the opportunity to contemplate a couple of these interpretations and have come to the conclusion that it might make sense after all.
- Interpretation #1
This, I suppose is the most literal translation and I first heard it at a time when I didn’t have enough experience to interpret it any other way. I was in the process of narrowing my research topic. It was big and unwieldy and, I suppose, some might have considered it “a bit off the beaten track”. I had big aspirations for my big topic and , when I was hit with the “best done” quote, I was perplexed. I took this to mean that my big aspirations for my big topic were misplaced. After all, couldn’t small aspirations and a small topic accomplish the same thing?
In this interpretation the dissertation is seen as a rite of passage, a ticket to ride, something to be valued for its extrinsic properties. The content mattered only to the point that it contributed to getting the dissertation done.
- Interpretation #2
Having just sent the first three chapters (my dissertation proposal) to my committee, I am beginning to appreciate that there is, at least, one other interpretation of the “best done” quote. I was really reluctant to finish those chapters because I knew that, once I did, it would be out of my hands. I understand that this is the point of the whole thing but I can’t help but thinking that there are ideas that I might be able to express more clearly, transitions that might be made smoother, and any number of other delaying tactics I might employ in order to delay “the day of judgment”.
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Marketing Religion as a Weather Report

A couple of weeks ago I wrote about a church billboard that seemed to imply that religion was much like a prescription drug. Although I take no credit, that billboard has come down. Let’s assume “the powers that be” have decided that the drug use comparison is not an appropriate way to represent their religious tenets.
Well, said they, what about a meteorological metaphor? So let’s talk about the weather! (more…)